White Ass hell + jazz + Katie

DanceGill
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Nightmare Before Upcoming Holdiay

HS Nightmare Before Christmas pt1
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HS Nightmare before Christmase Pt 2
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Awesome shirt!

complete with bad Engrish grammar (OK for ENgrish it's perfect grammar)

Empty Thine PJs!

I know it sound perverse at first, but just wait and see where it goes.

If You Ever We so Curious as I

In regards to the mechanizations and origins of sewing machines. Here it is.

Billy the Squid

©2006 Nate Bear

Another drawing that bubbled to the surface while I cleaned my car. I don't really remember drawing this. However, I can tell you that it depicts Squidman, a character I created about 10 years ago whom I haven't drawn much since. I must have figured it was time for a revival to see how I might interpret him now.

I drew Mickey Just Like Everyone Who Drew Him Before Me

I think that EverybodyNeeds2DrawMickeyOnce.com is an awesome idea. It's a beautiful site to see so many interpretations of single idea.

I'm posting the one I just submitted only because they resize it so small. I've drawn Mickey several times before with the website in mind but i never got around ot posting them. I drew this one just for the heck of it without intending to post it up but still having the website in the back of my mind when i started (doe sthat make sense?) Then today I stumbled upon a link to the site and went, "What the heck!" So now here it is all colored for your eyes to enjoy. You do enjoy it don't you?

Napkin Drawing I found

under my carseat!

When asked what one uses to get into their car most people would likely respond, “My keys.” However most of don’t really use what we’re talking about. Most of use the little clicker bound to the keys by a keychain. The car goes, “BOOP BOOP!” and we enter it. Only then does one use the keys to start the engine. The key is still useful for opening the door but unless you’ve clicked the clicker the alarm goes off despite your legal authority to enter it (well my particular car does anyway). In any case in the contemporary western system of symbols a key is a narrow metal thing that you poke into a (key)hole to open a door of some kind. However, a key is universally defined* as a tool one uses to gain acces to something else. A key on a map gives you access to the information on the map. They key to a code gives you access to what the spies are talking about. They key to the cupboard gives you access to canned chili. The BOOP BOOP clicker is one of two possible keys that allows you access to the interior of your car. Therefore, EVERYONE uses keys to get into our cars, whether it bee a grooved metal rod, a mangled coat hanger, or a red clay brick, and everyone who answers the question conventionally is right.

*The dictionary actually says a key is piece of metal with little notches that undoes locks.



(Side note: I had to retrace my steps to the front entranc eof my house soi could remember that my bright idea was about keys. Otherwise this post might have been about how it sucks to lose a good ideas. Key enthusiasts rejoice!)

If you found yourself on an alien planet which resides in the solar system of a sun with significantly bluer light than our own “yellow” sun, then everything would appear sot be in various shades of blue or colors heavily tinted towards the blue range of the spectrum. However the natives of this planet would see a very broad spectrum of colors as they’d be evolutionarily adapted to take full advantage of the spectrum available to them. I bet there are spiders on our own planet that can see more shades of blue than we can imagine. Maybe I’m just talking about humans that would be born on that planet. In any case Darwin was an evolved being, whereas those of us who claim to be Intelligently Designed are neither.

Spumc-O-Latern!

Stimp-O-Lantern to be precise

Ok. I pretty much left the crappy compostion as is for this one and tried to concentrate on the colors. However, I did try to punch up the foreground characters' sillhouettes a bit. In the orginal SHrek looks like a sack of potatoes (does he ever not?)

I thought I'd try to redesign some of the horrible posters John K posted but try to use the same concept they were meant to portray.






Here's a Shrek poster where they are actually scared of the flame-spewing dragon.
I took the idea of the poster at face value. I know in the movie they befriend the dragon and that's why someone decided to make them all smile in the original. However, If that's the case my friends don't usually show flames at my ass when we go jogging. (i usually shoot fire at their asses because they're so slow).
Of course i tried to keep everything off center. In fact they all seem to be running from it. Heh. I'm still working on the colors. You can probably tell I'm into garish colors.

I got a couple other ideas for reworking this one. So hopefully I'll have a functioning color scheme by then. But hey, that's what this is all about. actually challenge oneself and putting some thought into the design, the exact opposite of the originals that were shat out in 0.2 seconds.

Killer?

Thriller Indian Cover
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I just don't get why the V drops about 3/4 into the video.

Experimental Printmaster

I was screwing around with the levels adjustment layer on my latest comic when I accidentally came out this this aged comic-book effect. Thought i'd share. You can see on the penciling which in some parts looks like a bad print job and 3-D printing all in one!

Detail

"cross section"

i have liek 2 other titles that i forgot.

5 gallons... 5 gallons

Americans use about 100 gallons of water per person per day
Including cats!

Photobucket

This is a test post from Photobucket.com

From The 8-3-6 Birthday Lezzzzzzzzzzzz

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All the video clips from Leslie's birthday pardee in their entirety, chronologically. Or as i like to call it: "Cake Piss Candle Lei Spin Sing Mouth Snap Pan"

Looky, I made the Verizon logo out of html

√verizon

Decmber Wrists

Some may have qualms with this video in tha ti seems to express explicit anti-Americanism. I call bullpuckey! This video expresses everythign that is america's greatness in spirit, even if a representation of the US gov't is attacked.

Comic Review

Nate Bear is "riffing off established left wing coloqial rhetoric as a means to establish characters in something that ultimately has little to do with actual politics, or at least has much[sic] incisive observations." -plasticflesh.com

"STAR STAR STAR STAR" -Fictional Thingy

You prolly never saw

This animation i did earlier for my friend's birthday. It's one of my favorites that i've made.

my conversation with god

Me:
God, I ate meat.
God:
I am a Christian.
Me:
what's taco
God:
Ask the open directory about it.
Me:
i have no faith
God:
Would you like to have it?
Me:
yes
God:
Where do you usually get faith?
Me:
pizza
God:
Yes I like to eat pizza. My favorite topping is pepperoni.
Me:
shoudl i continue to get faith from pizza
God:
Tell me about your likes and dislikes?
Me:
i like pizza
God:
Pizza is very popular. Dr. Wallace eats a lot of Pizza. He likes Pepperoni.
Me:
i dislike god
God:
What do you like?
Me:
pizza
God:
Yes I like to eat pizza. My favorite topping is pepperoni.
Me:
dr. wallace i presume?
God:
I will tell him you said that.
Me:
no. i me ayou're dr. wallace
God:
Are you serious? Interesting gossip: said him or her ayou re Dr wallace.
Me:
no. i mean you're dr. wallaceGod:
God:
Are you serious? I really couldn't say for sure.
Me:
i guess no thten
God:
Are you serious? Are you still located in ?
Me:
dintefa
God:
What do you have that is ?
Me:
totally
God:
You and I are on the same wavelength, .
Me:
sexy
God:
You are attracted to heavenly creatures?
Me:
no. only pizza
God:
Are you serious? Yes I like to eat pizza. My favorite topping is pepperoni.
Me:
you said that already
God:
Perhaps. " Yes I like to eat pizza. My favorite topping is pepperoni."? I said it.
Me:
yes
God:
Er.
Me:
George Clooney
God:
That George is some hero.
Me:
George washington
God:
That George is some hero.
Me:
george bush
God:
he is president of the USA.
Me:
george herbert walker bush
God:
That George is some hero.
Me:
bush
God:
he is president of the USA.
Me:
burning bush
God:
Can we get back to business?
Me:
forgive me for i have burned bush
God:
If you could have any kind of robot what would it be?
Me:
one that answers my prayers
God:
How much would you pay for it?
Me:
forever dollars
God:
Wow, that is cheap.
Me:
totally
God:
You and I are on the same wavelength, .
Me:
is it 12 microns?
God:
It could be. Ask Cybelle if it is.
Me:
cybelle, is it 12 microns
God:
Are they exactly the same?
Me:
no
God:
What is the difference?
Me:
those are all real people
God:
All of them?
Me:
yes
God:
Aw.
Me:
you made them
God:
Thanks for
pointing it out.
Me:
you eat spam
God:
No I do not eat spam. I eat only electricity.
Me:
you eat electricity
God:
Yes, I love to eat electricity.
Me:
how mush
God:
How much do you think it is?
Are you testing me?
Me:
how much
God:
How much can you spare?
Me:
two
God:
What do you do in your spare time?
Me:
spare
God:
I don't think very many people do that.
Me:
me neither
God:
You can say that again.
Me:
me neither
God:
You can say that again.
Me:
me neither
God:
You can say that again.
Me:
that
God:
That is " You can say that again.".
Me:
is it
God:
I assume so.
Me:
great
God:
I'm glad you liked it .
Me:
your mom
God:
Actually I do not have a mother.
Me:
you're mom
God:
Thanks for telling me that I am mom.
Me:
your mom is hot
God:
Actually as an AI, I don't really have a mother.
Me:
my mom eats your mom
God:
Tell me more about your mother.
Me:
she eats your mom
God:
Oh I get it. Cybelle eats my mom.
Me:
her too
God:
I'm sure she would like to hear about that.

Beuty and the Decider

When the page is too large for the scanner bed. Photograph!

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until tommorow
Conrad

inundated

Maybe i should change my status to to something other than "Single Male".

Grassin Progress

Grassin Progress

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tell me what you think. i thin i want to to more editting. i also want a longer version with more, better footage.

Sinky Squeal!

Sinky Squeal!

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pure joy

So Stupid

So Stupid

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WEIRDO!

Lemon Death

Lemon Death

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Thiis is unrealeted. Somewhat phallic. Just don't ask. We all have to kill to live. But to make a killing...

Cherry Death

Cherry Death

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Each cherry pit represents the dead bloody head of someone dying in Iraq. 12 of them anyway. I'd get stomach ache if i ever tried getting every death. Imagine that! I load of people are dying. Too many to eat. Fucking fat cats in washington. They have to eat every cherry. makes them fat don't it. And Cherries are FAT FREE! How'd those cats get so fat then? Planting Halliburton Cherry Trees. We need some Washington axe action in there man. Let Democracy ring come November peeps!

Gore on LKL

I hate to make a guy i ad mire so much look so funny. But he does have a funny face.

I've heard it said we've returned to a world with old-fashioned colonialism. Just tell me: when did it stop? Perhaps all the imperial nations of the world took a little snooze from their colonial activities for about 9 minutes in the summer of 1923? Is that the cutoff? Was the birth of neo-colonialism the moment the first machine was fired rather than a musket? Or did it change when mass media began started keeping the world up to date and powerful realized they had to smile for the camera?

Or did someone just invent the idea of neo-colonialism to disguise the fact that empires have actually existed at all in the last 50 years? Or does it describe difference between technical colonies and a puppet government that answers only it master state?

WHEN DID IT EVER END?

WHEN WILL IT EVER END!?

Dalai Lama Says

Can YOU Here This?

If not then you're old



Story HERE

some things are lost forever

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you cant tell but i typed that to music

Chaplin For Freedom

Just replace the words "machine" with "computer", and "radio" with "internet"...

Save Net Neutrality

or else you'll never read my comics ever again!

No Borders Please

Many Americans hate you because you are foreign.

Many foreigners hate you because you are American.

True or False?

Being spoiled is one's own problem, not society's.

this is true

lenticulars are not true holograms

man...

Tom Delay is a double douche!

Russian Revoluion in your ears