Saturday, December 5, 2009

All Night Long

If you have not yet  had the privilege of watchign this video, I HIGHly suggest you start ASAP.

Sort of a pastiche of West Side Story, Jazzercise, and a Benetton ad.

Also check out the dance off cameo Anne Coulter at about 1:50.

Sunday, November 22, 2009

Google is the Crazy One

Was readign this silly article in the ol' Huff Po and though tI migh try to rustle up some of my own rediculous auto-complete hilariousness. This is up with what I came (proper grammar: FAIL)....

"I have" was the initial phrase here. I'm not that crazy.

Never seen the definite artilce used like that.

Is this serious the number one "like"? Teen Choice Awards should be interesting this year.

Pee is many things...

Thursday, November 12, 2009


Dont' tell any art directors, but i'm pretty sure that

is the extra bad-ass alter ego of


Starting to think I want one too. Maybe later in my career...

Friday, November 6, 2009

Wednesday, October 28, 2009


Punch in the throat!

Tuesday, September 22, 2009

One more Inc

Missed this one. It's a biggy.

Def gonna check it out when i get the chance.

Hehe. it's a ".org" site. ^∂^

Thursday, September 10, 2009


Everything you hold dear to you grandmother's cooking to the very core of your soul is now an corporate commodity!


Wednesday, August 19, 2009

Reform, how I miss thee...

President Obama:

What you just did to healthcare reform (or is it "health insurance reform?" why Presidents generally don't try to go big in their first year. If you were planning to fold on the public option the whole time why weaken the rest of your term by showing your cards so early? Do six conservative Blue Dogs really have the power to stop real change, change that you promised? Or were you really in the pockets of the insurance lobby the whole time. OR is this some grand scheme to make us fight harder, to get us to make you do it? Does it really take an angry mob on the lawn to get anything done to that is decent for our fellow humans? Well that's what you're about to get. I hope it's what you wanted.

Respectfully yours,
Nate Bear

Monday, July 27, 2009

John K Stuff: Betty Boop Story Ideas

John K Stuff: Betty Boop Story Ideas

If this ever gets made I want Bimbo to have secret upside-down duck fetish. Like he fantasizes about Betty being one even while on the outside he absorbs her with an accepting, be-yourself-affirming embrace.

Tuesday, July 14, 2009

Black Hole$

Where is all our great-grand-children's debt to China going?

Tuesday, July 7, 2009


Am I the only one that secretly hopes that Michael Jackson will come back fro the grave with about 1000 other zombies and perform Thriller at the staples center?

Also, everyone should check out my Deviant Art profile. I recently revived it and started posting and being active almost daily. Also some pieces will prob only end up there and not on my blogs.

Thursday, March 26, 2009

New Idea

Every ten years instead of just redrawing congressional districts, why don't we redraw all the national borders. But without any geographical limitations. So part of of Poland can be in lower NJ, and Timbuktu can be partly near the north pole. Really mix it up. I bet a lot more Americans would have passports, just so they could go to the nearest 7-11. "Don't go to Wawa, your sales tax will go to Pakistan!" I think after a few decades of that there's be bigger sense of international community and globalism. And people wouldn't have to move, (unless they want to stay part of whatever country they started in); I think just having to live within the "borders" of another country would be enough to cross pollenate culture. Haha. Imagine German TV airing all over the Bible Belt, or getting nothing but Iranian news in Washington DC!

Totally half-bake* but i like the general idea so far...


Wednesday, March 4, 2009

Uncanny Valley

That the term that for the steep drop in appeal that accurs as robots become more life-like.

This article on Slate describes it pretty well.

I posted this entry purely for my own reference.

Monday, February 2, 2009


The year that Black men rule the Eath and white boys play Caribbean music.