Sunday, February 6, 2011

Cheese beats steel!

Cheese beats steel! Go America!

Saturday, February 5, 2011

If eyes are windows

If eyes are windows to your soul, then eye sockets are windows to your brain.

doesn't believe in e

doesn't believe in eyeballs at the moment. #eyesocketsareok …#4now

Saturday, January 29, 2011

Is that diamond les

Is that diamond less than or greater than two characters long?

Friday, January 21, 2011

I thought 2011 would

I thought 2011 would be the year I'd get 6pack abs, but then we found out the pizzeria around the corner makes #vegan pizza.

Wednesday, January 19, 2011

Had a weird #citizen

Had a weird #citizenradio dream with @allisonkilkenny & @jamiekilstein action figures. Long story short, I have an idea for a new stickers.

Life hasn't been the

Life hasn't been the same since we ran out of cotton swabs.

Sunday, January 9, 2011

Having a dog is like

Having a dog is like having a Roomba… that only works on food.

Saturday, January 1, 2011

Hey, remember Napste

Hey, remember Napster?

Thursday, December 30, 2010

Ok, now I'll never b

Ok, now I'll never be able to fantasize about Natalie Portman without getting the heeby jeebies. #blackswan