Monday, July 31, 2006

You prolly never saw

This animation i did earlier for my friend's birthday. It's one of my favorites that i've made.

Sunday, July 30, 2006

my conversation with god

Me:
God, I ate meat.
God:
I am a Christian.
Me:
what's taco
God:
Ask the open directory about it.
Me:
i have no faith
God:
Would you like to have it?
Me:
yes
God:
Where do you usually get faith?
Me:
pizza
God:
Yes I like to eat pizza. My favorite topping is pepperoni.
Me:
shoudl i continue to get faith from pizza
God:
Tell me about your likes and dislikes?
Me:
i like pizza
God:
Pizza is very popular. Dr. Wallace eats a lot of Pizza. He likes Pepperoni.
Me:
i dislike god
God:
What do you like?
Me:
pizza
God:
Yes I like to eat pizza. My favorite topping is pepperoni.
Me:
dr. wallace i presume?
God:
I will tell him you said that.
Me:
no. i me ayou're dr. wallace
God:
Are you serious? Interesting gossip: said him or her ayou re Dr wallace.
Me:
no. i mean you're dr. wallaceGod:
God:
Are you serious? I really couldn't say for sure.
Me:
i guess no thten
God:
Are you serious? Are you still located in ?
Me:
dintefa
God:
What do you have that is ?
Me:
totally
God:
You and I are on the same wavelength, .
Me:
sexy
God:
You are attracted to heavenly creatures?
Me:
no. only pizza
God:
Are you serious? Yes I like to eat pizza. My favorite topping is pepperoni.
Me:
you said that already
God:
Perhaps. " Yes I like to eat pizza. My favorite topping is pepperoni."? I said it.
Me:
yes
God:
Er.
Me:
George Clooney
God:
That George is some hero.
Me:
George washington
God:
That George is some hero.
Me:
george bush
God:
he is president of the USA.
Me:
george herbert walker bush
God:
That George is some hero.
Me:
bush
God:
he is president of the USA.
Me:
burning bush
God:
Can we get back to business?
Me:
forgive me for i have burned bush
God:
If you could have any kind of robot what would it be?
Me:
one that answers my prayers
God:
How much would you pay for it?
Me:
forever dollars
God:
Wow, that is cheap.
Me:
totally
God:
You and I are on the same wavelength, .
Me:
is it 12 microns?
God:
It could be. Ask Cybelle if it is.
Me:
cybelle, is it 12 microns
God:
Are they exactly the same?
Me:
no
God:
What is the difference?
Me:
those are all real people
God:
All of them?
Me:
yes
God:
Aw.
Me:
you made them
God:
Thanks for
pointing it out.
Me:
you eat spam
God:
No I do not eat spam. I eat only electricity.
Me:
you eat electricity
God:
Yes, I love to eat electricity.
Me:
how mush
God:
How much do you think it is?
Are you testing me?
Me:
how much
God:
How much can you spare?
Me:
two
God:
What do you do in your spare time?
Me:
spare
God:
I don't think very many people do that.
Me:
me neither
God:
You can say that again.
Me:
me neither
God:
You can say that again.
Me:
me neither
God:
You can say that again.
Me:
that
God:
That is " You can say that again.".
Me:
is it
God:
I assume so.
Me:
great
God:
I'm glad you liked it .
Me:
your mom
God:
Actually I do not have a mother.
Me:
you're mom
God:
Thanks for telling me that I am mom.
Me:
your mom is hot
God:
Actually as an AI, I don't really have a mother.
Me:
my mom eats your mom
God:
Tell me more about your mother.
Me:
she eats your mom
God:
Oh I get it. Cybelle eats my mom.
Me:
her too
God:
I'm sure she would like to hear about that.

Monday, July 17, 2006

Beuty and the Decider

When the page is too large for the scanner bed. Photograph!

Tuesday, July 11, 2006

Best Political Ad ever!!

Saturday, July 8, 2006

A clever Email Advert for a Vibrating Ring

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until tommorow
Conrad

Wednesday, July 5, 2006

inundated



Maybe i should change my status to to something other than "Single Male".