Ok, now I'll never b

Ok, now I'll never be able to fantasize about Natalie Portman without getting the heeby jeebies. #blackswan

Sometimes I feel bad

Sometimes I feel bad for Myspace, but then I remember how much I dislike Rupert Murdock.

Link to such event h

Link to such event http://htxt.it/YmIt

Hey. Who wants to co

Hey. Who wants to come see Michael Ian Black among other guests for 5 BUCKS mon at Citizen Radio Live @ The UCB?

Fug yuss!!!!

Fug yuss!!!!

OK. Now that All u b

OK. Now that All u billionaires got your #taxcuts I have a few business ideas u can invest in... #p2

@shell7 #overheard @

@shell7 #overheard @brooklynmuseum Norman Rockwell exhibit: This is totally like old school photoshop!

Am I still able to w

Am I still able to walk up to Julian Assange and hand him money, or would George Washington leap off the dollar bill and smack my hand? #wikileaks #p2

New world order: eve

New world order: every gets to see each other naked and read everything you've ever said. #wikileaks #tsa #pornscanners #p2

@marnus3 Here's my c

@marnus3 Here's my compromise: Let's give the unemployment money to the top 2% and the millionaire tax cut money to the unemployed. #p2

Me don't differentia

Me don't differentiate between subject and object pronouns.