Ok, now I'll never b

Ok, now I'll never be able to fantasize about Natalie Portman without getting the heeby jeebies. #blackswan

Sometimes I feel bad

Sometimes I feel bad for Myspace, but then I remember how much I dislike Rupert Murdock.

Link to such event h

Link to such event http://htxt.it/YmIt

Hey. Who wants to co

Hey. Who wants to come see Michael Ian Black among other guests for 5 BUCKS mon at Citizen Radio Live @ The UCB?

Fug yuss!!!!

Fug yuss!!!!

OK. Now that All u b

OK. Now that All u billionaires got your #taxcuts I have a few business ideas u can invest in... #p2

@shell7 #overheard @

@shell7 #overheard @brooklynmuseum Norman Rockwell exhibit: This is totally like old school photoshop!

Am I still able to w

Am I still able to walk up to Julian Assange and hand him money, or would George Washington leap off the dollar bill and smack my hand? #wikileaks #p2

New world order: eve

New world order: every gets to see each other naked and read everything you've ever said. #wikileaks #tsa #pornscanners #p2

@marnus3 Here's my c

@marnus3 Here's my compromise: Let's give the unemployment money to the top 2% and the millionaire tax cut money to the unemployed. #p2

Me don't differentia

Me don't differentiate between subject and object pronouns.

Retxt markos (twitte

Retxt markos (twitter): Ha ha ha! Brilliant! http://is.gd/i1sGe

There's a fly in the

There's a fly in the studio that apparently thinks my monitor is Awesomeville. Keep thinking it's some weird pop-up ad in the corner.

PS WTF was Glenn Bec

PS WTF was Glenn Beck doing in the trailers before Tangled? -_-

Haha! Via the Guardi

Haha! Via the Guardian UK's coverage of #cable gate (http://htxt.it/bRtu 5.45pm GMT: At last Sarah Palin speaks on the Wikileaks revelations – well, she tweets on the subject. And being Sarah Palin, it's mainly about her: "Inexplicable: I recently won in court to stop my book America by Heart from being leaked, but US Govt can't stop Wikileaks' treasonous act?" Well, one is under the jurisdiction of the United States' government and laws, and one isn't. Apart from that, inexplicable. But top marks for using this unlikely subject to plug your own book.

How much of your twi

How much of your twitter stream would be blocked in China?

"deficit hawks" are

"deficit hawks" are deficit hacks. http://htxt.it/IXSI

Pittsburgh Samurais

Pittsburgh Samurais

North and South Kore

North and South Korea better cut it out or they'll end up like East and West Korea, not even on the map anymore.

I propose that we mo

I propose that we move Mecca to ground zero. Would cut down on Al Queda threat. Christian terrorists on the other hand...

"It is only our beli

"It is only our belief in our individual authenticity that is holding us back."

Adam Curtis blog pos

Adam Curtis blog post with video clips, on how easy it is to manipulate people's behaviors and viewpoint. http://htxt.it/PIZn #p2 #tcot

Haha! Why they inven

Haha! Why they invented the word cheese. #vegan http://htxt.it/jViB

Another new item in

Another new item in my Artsprojekt shop: "It Doesn't Fall Far" Ipad Skin http://htxt.it/qWaE

Woot. My tumblr look

Woot. My tumblr looks a bit nicer now. http://htxt.it/d6vL

Obama seems to have

Obama seems to have no problem bombing random people across the ocean, but are afraid fighting against GOP on legislation. :P

I dreamed Sara Palin

I dreamed Sara Palin drowned in a lake while taping her Alaska show. But she resurfaced just as @keitholbermann was about to comment.

Can you spot the fon

Can you spot the font with the spermy 'g'. …spermy g, sounds like the grossest rapper ever.

Kitty doodle. http:/

Kitty doodle. http://htxt.it/qDjz