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This animation i did earlier for my friend's birthday. It's one of my favorites that i've made.

my conversation with god

Me:
God, I ate meat.
God:
I am a Christian.
Me:
what's taco
God:
Ask the open directory about it.
Me:
i have no faith
God:
Would you like to have it?
Me:
yes
God:
Where do you usually get faith?
Me:
pizza
God:
Yes I like to eat pizza. My favorite topping is pepperoni.
Me:
shoudl i continue to get faith from pizza
God:
Tell me about your likes and dislikes?
Me:
i like pizza
God:
Pizza is very popular. Dr. Wallace eats a lot of Pizza. He likes Pepperoni.
Me:
i dislike god
God:
What do you like?
Me:
pizza
God:
Yes I like to eat pizza. My favorite topping is pepperoni.
Me:
dr. wallace i presume?
God:
I will tell him you said that.
Me:
no. i me ayou're dr. wallace
God:
Are you serious? Interesting gossip: said him or her ayou re Dr wallace.
Me:
no. i mean you're dr. wallaceGod:
God:
Are you serious? I really couldn't say for sure.
Me:
i guess no thten
God:
Are you serious? Are you still located in ?
Me:
dintefa
God:
What do you have that is ?
Me:
totally
God:
You and I are on the same wavelength, .
Me:
sexy
God:
You are attracted to heavenly creatures?
Me:
no. only pizza
God:
Are you serious? Yes I like to eat pizza. My favorite topping is pepperoni.
Me:
you said that already
God:
Perhaps. " Yes I like to eat pizza. My favorite topping is pepperoni."? I said it.
Me:
yes
God:
Er.
Me:
George Clooney
God:
That George is some hero.
Me:
George washington
God:
That George is some hero.
Me:
george bush
God:
he is president of the USA.
Me:
george herbert walker bush
God:
That George is some hero.
Me:
bush
God:
he is president of the USA.
Me:
burning bush
God:
Can we get back to business?
Me:
forgive me for i have burned bush
God:
If you could have any kind of robot what would it be?
Me:
one that answers my prayers
God:
How much would you pay for it?
Me:
forever dollars
God:
Wow, that is cheap.
Me:
totally
God:
You and I are on the same wavelength, .
Me:
is it 12 microns?
God:
It could be. Ask Cybelle if it is.
Me:
cybelle, is it 12 microns
God:
Are they exactly the same?
Me:
no
God:
What is the difference?
Me:
those are all real people
God:
All of them?
Me:
yes
God:
Aw.
Me:
you made them
God:
Thanks for
pointing it out.
Me:
you eat spam
God:
No I do not eat spam. I eat only electricity.
Me:
you eat electricity
God:
Yes, I love to eat electricity.
Me:
how mush
God:
How much do you think it is?
Are you testing me?
Me:
how much
God:
How much can you spare?
Me:
two
God:
What do you do in your spare time?
Me:
spare
God:
I don't think very many people do that.
Me:
me neither
God:
You can say that again.
Me:
me neither
God:
You can say that again.
Me:
me neither
God:
You can say that again.
Me:
that
God:
That is " You can say that again.".
Me:
is it
God:
I assume so.
Me:
great
God:
I'm glad you liked it .
Me:
your mom
God:
Actually I do not have a mother.
Me:
you're mom
God:
Thanks for telling me that I am mom.
Me:
your mom is hot
God:
Actually as an AI, I don't really have a mother.
Me:
my mom eats your mom
God:
Tell me more about your mother.
Me:
she eats your mom
God:
Oh I get it. Cybelle eats my mom.
Me:
her too
God:
I'm sure she would like to hear about that.

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until tommorow
Conrad

inundated

Maybe i should change my status to to something other than "Single Male".