Cheese beats steel!

Cheese beats steel! Go America!

If eyes are windows

If eyes are windows to your soul, then eye sockets are windows to your brain.

doesn't believe in e

doesn't believe in eyeballs at the moment. #eyesocketsareok …#4now

Is that diamond les

Is that diamond less than or greater than two characters long?

I thought 2011 would

I thought 2011 would be the year I'd get 6pack abs, but then we found out the pizzeria around the corner makes #vegan pizza.

Had a weird #citizen

Had a weird #citizenradio dream with @allisonkilkenny & @jamiekilstein action figures. Long story short, I have an idea for a new stickers.

Life hasn't been the

Life hasn't been the same since we ran out of cotton swabs.

Having a dog is like

Having a dog is like having a Roomba… that only works on food.

Hey, remember Napste

Hey, remember Napster?

Ok, now I'll never b

Ok, now I'll never be able to fantasize about Natalie Portman without getting the heeby jeebies. #blackswan